To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?
(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)
Kid Jokes
How do you punish a blind kid?
Move to a new house.
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?
They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
Three nuns went up to Mother Teresa and said, "Mother Teresa, we would not like to be nuns anymore." Mother Teresa said, "Okay, but first you have to do something unholy." So they leave and come back three days later. The first one says, "Mother Teresa, I did something unholy. I took a little kid's bike." Mother Teresa says, "Okay, drink from the holy water and you are free to go." The second nun walks up, upset, "I did something worse than her. I slept with a married man." The last nun walks up and says, "I did something worse than all of them." Mother Teresa says, "Oh god, oh gosh, what is it?" And the third nun says, "I peed in the holy water."
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
