Kid jokes
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.