Kid jokes
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.