Kid jokes
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.