Kid jokes
Me: punching a kid.
My FBI agent: You're adopted.
At weddings, old people tell kids, "You're next!"
At funerals, little kids tell old people, "You're next!"
I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.
Hate me all you want, but I rather love bullying in all fairness. I love to watch all the loner kids being abused while simultaneously making a prediction for when which one of them will finally snap and shoot up the school.
Willy Wonka meme
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
A girl was going through some really bad health issues at her house. It got so bad that she had to be rushed to the hospital.
Her husband found out about this after work and went to check on her. When he got there, the desk lady immediately pointed down the hall to a doctor. The guy walked up to the doctor, "Are you the one taking care of my wife?" The doctor glanced away from his papers, "Yes, that would be me, but I am afraid that she is in very bad condition. I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that she will have to be wheeled around in a wheelchair. Also, she can't eat normally. Taking care of her will become very hard. Basically, it will be like taking care of a big baby." Shocked, the guy says, "Wait, if that's the bad news, than what is the good news?" The doctor goes, "I'm just kidding with you, she died!"
What did the kid with Parkinson's drink for breakfast?
Milkshake.
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names......
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.
A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."