What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Kid Jokes
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
