Kid jokes
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
Hate me all you want, but I rather love bullying in all fairness. I love to watch all the loner kids being abused while simultaneously making a prediction for when which one of them will finally snap and shoot up the school.
Kid: I'm hungry.
Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.
Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.
Nazi: Finally!
In the morning at 6:30 AM,
Teacher: Who fought in World War I?
Me: Trump & Biden.
Teacher: Oh ok... well good job class, see you tomorrow and study your books.
After school,
Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing.
"She looks at her clock."
Teacher: And now I am sewed.
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
Memes
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.