Kid jokes
Kid: I'm hungry.
Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.
Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.
Nazi: Finally!
In the morning at 6:30 AM,
Teacher: Who fought in World War I?
Me: Trump & Biden.
Teacher: Oh ok... well good job class, see you tomorrow and study your books.
After school,
Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing.
"She looks at her clock."
Teacher: And now I am sewed.
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
Memes
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.