Kid jokes
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
Memes
A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.