Kid

Kid jokes

Fat

Kid: You're so fat!

Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.

Dick

My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.

Ice Cream

A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."

Memes

Woman

There once was a woman who had 10 kids. Their names were:

Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One Hundred.

Everyone but Ninety died. She also had 10 kids.

These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing. They had him for 2 years until he got hit by a car.

Only Ninety's kids know about this.

Gun

When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.

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  • Bullying

    Hate me all you want, but I rather love bullying in all fairness. I love to watch all the loner kids being abused while simultaneously making a prediction for when which one of them will finally snap and shoot up the school.

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  • Teacher

    In the morning at 6:30 AM,

    Teacher: Who fought in World War I?

    Me: Trump & Biden.

    Teacher: Oh ok... well good job class, see you tomorrow and study your books.

    After school,

    Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing.

    "She looks at her clock."

    Teacher: And now I am sewed.

    Cannibal

    Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."

    The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."

    Inmate

    Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?

    Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?

    Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.

    Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?

    Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.

    Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!

    Cancer

    The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.

    Class

    When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.

    Orphan

    Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?

    Because they never had loving parents of their own.

    Shooter

    What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?

    A school shooter.

    Abortion

    What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.