Kid jokes
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names......
My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.
A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
There once was a woman who had 10 kids. Their names were:
Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One Hundred.
Everyone but Ninety died. She also had 10 kids.
These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing. They had him for 2 years until he got hit by a car.
Only Ninety's kids know about this.
What do you call a washed vegetable?
A disabled kid that needs a towel.
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
Hate me all you want, but I rather love bullying in all fairness. I love to watch all the loner kids being abused while simultaneously making a prediction for when which one of them will finally snap and shoot up the school.
In the morning at 6:30 AM,
Teacher: Who fought in World War I?
Me: Trump & Biden.
Teacher: Oh ok... well good job class, see you tomorrow and study your books.
After school,
Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing.
"She looks at her clock."
Teacher: And now I am sewed.
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.