Hate me all you want, but I rather love bullying in all fairness. I love to watch all the loner kids being abused while simultaneously making a prediction for when which one of them will finally snap and shoot up the school.
Kid Jokes
In the morning at 6:30 AM,
Teacher: Who fought in World War I?
Me: Trump & Biden.
Teacher: Oh ok... well good job class, see you tomorrow and study your books.
After school,
Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing.
"She looks at her clock."
Teacher: And now I am sewed.
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
