Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!
I'mma Beat Ya Ass
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, chucklehead. So, the little rugrat says he's gonna do somethin' the old man can't. Comes back with milk, right? See, the joke is, the mom's reaction to the kid being a smartass is to threaten to beat his butt. It's unexpected and escalates real quick. You probably thought that kid was going to come back with an accomplishment or somethin'. You're so predictably dumb.