Kid jokes
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I donât have one!
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
Memes
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
Why canât you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?
Father's Day.
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
One way to not pick up a girl is to say, âAre you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?â I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down âfuneral?â
No? Shame, it was real fun.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.
(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)
Whatâs the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.