Kid jokes

Why did the kid cross the road?

Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂

Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.

I was in class and we had to choose another term for words we use everyday. For kid, I chose "child"; for dog, I chose "pet"; and for wife, I chose "dishwasher."

One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."

His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."

Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"

When you ask an orphan to come over:

Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"

Orphan: "Yeah, sure."

Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."

Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.

What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?

Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.

I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.

I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.

I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.

The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.

When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.

Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?

They always hang around.

One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...

Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)

Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

Kid: I don't know why.

Man: Because they have a family plan.

Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.

This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

Mom: Let's have an adoption party!

Kid: *cries*

Mom: What's wrong?

Kid: I'M ADOPTED????

Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?

So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.

Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.

Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.

Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!

What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?

Forgot to clean little piece of dust.