Keep jokes
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
Roses are red, my pencil is blunt.
A parrot trapped on a roof keeps telling the fire crew to f*ck off!
Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.
How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
Three men were going for a drive through the desert. An hour later, the car breaks down. They all take something from the car to keep themselves cool as they walk to the nearest gas station a few miles back.
One guy grabs a hand-held fan. Another guy grabs the jug of water. The last guy takes the car door off. About 15 minutes into walking, the other two are giving the one guy weird looks. Finally, one of them asks why he is taking the car door. The third guy just replies that whenever he gets hot he can just roll down the window.
Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,
he is my only motivation for trying again.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???
Scratches on an icy road and kills 50 people on the bus, and when they get to Heaven, God feels so bad for them and grants them all one wish.
The first lady in the line was always worried about her looks, so she wished to be beautiful, and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to wish about, so he also wished to be beautiful. This kept on going, but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh. When he got to God, God says, “What is your one wish, my son?” He said, “I wish you can make them all ugly again.”
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.
I told her to keep her chins up.
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
Don't give up on your dreams...
Keep sleeping.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away; not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
Don't let an extra chromosome keep you down!
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.