how does the bunny keep his fur neat
with a hare brush
How do you keep a mute women you've raped from telling on you?
By cutting off her fingers.
Where did Noah keep his bees? -- In the ark hives.
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
Why do nuns walk in groups?. So one “ nun” can keep an eye on the other “ nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting “ nun”.
I want to thank all the sidewalks out there for keeping me off the street
Keep the planet clean. It's not Uranus.
My ex keeps missing me. But her aim is steadily improving....
so the coach got mad at me cause im the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum and i was just keeping the ball to myself and the coach pulled me aside and said pass to others i said why and he said theres no i in team and i said ya but theres an m e
How much women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading
Gow do you keep tour friends from boring you with pictures of their children?
Every time they show you a new one, you say, "Oh FUCK yeah!"
Where do fish keep their money?
In a river-bank!
when my grandpa was 65 he decided to run a mile a day to keep fit.
he's 70 now and we have no idea where he is
Sister: your adopted
Me: at least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(
I always hated being born a catholic as a kid, the way you have to keep kneeling down, bending over and standing up all within a few minutes of each other while at church, I was always thinking “for God’s sake just pick a position and fuck me”
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation , I just need a kid who can keep a secret
Your probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time
A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the fathers back. Keeping calm he tells the sons, "well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled then passed out from pain.
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
*sans*:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
