It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.
I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on fathers day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.
Why did the ACLU blocked 🚫 📱 the cellphone number of ☺ of a christain nationalist minister because the christain nationalist had a virus on his cellphone 📱 and keep calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card carrying member of the ACLU
So I was going out the door and I see me dwarf neighbour at the bus stop, I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with fu.. off. So I zip up my backpack and keep going to work
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Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.
Girls are like blackjack you shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14
My mom is the jelly and my dad is the peanut butter And I am the bread the only thin keeping them together.
Why do hospitals have fans? To keep the vegetables fresh and cold.
What's worse than failed attempted suicide? The pity looks people gives you and people keeps u away from 'dangerous' things
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed
Sing raindrops keep falling on my head
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
Knock knock
Who's there
Insomnia
You'll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that... Well now I can 't cry myself to sleep anymore...
The furniture store keeps calling me back... But all I wanted was that one nightstand.
whats the difrence between hitler and you
one didnt keep posting on twiter about killing them selfs
Unlike my syndrome I keep my chin up 🙌🏽😁
What is Wacko Jacko's favourite David Bowie song?
Boys Keep Swinging
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."
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A grandfather is on his rocking chair. His grandson comes to him asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds with a "no". His granddaughter then comes along and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds, "Why do you keep asking me to croak?" The granddaughter replies, "Because Dad says if you do, we get to go to Disneyland."
