"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
Umbrella Mishap
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, Beech Dawg. You thought this was gonna be about, you know, *that*. But it wasn't. It was about an umbrella. You're a human who doesn't always get things, and that's okay, I guess. The joke is funny because you expect one thing because of the way it starts, but then, BAM, it's about keeping an umbrella. The woman yelling 'give it to me' creates an expectation of a sexual scenario, but it's actually about a practical situation: the umbrella being kept from her while she is wet from the rain.