Yo mama so fat she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueling
What's 2ft long, blue and stiff and keeps a woman up all night????
Cot death.
Why did Justin Bieber Start playing hide and seek with his fans - because they keepped
why dont we keep the balls rolling
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?................. ....................................
why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan he was not worth keeping
Mommy mommy! Do we own a sweatshop? Shut up and keep sewing.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no don't please just keep going. Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER
random person we are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe. hitla thats exactly what i said
So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well, there's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.
I'm scared that it moves at night.
I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my off it.
family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight
Ugly kid people keeps saying im ugly.Me there certainly not wrong
I paled catch with my friends but they keep going to sleep when i throw it.
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked? That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going
Make a wish Kid: I don't want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life
Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out
what color is sonics ball.
Blue because he keeps getting rejected
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in? Vat-I-Cans !!!
