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How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
We almost drowned when we went out boating, but I got a watermelon to keep me floating.
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.
if you throw it hard enough.
A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the father's back. Keeping calm, he tells the sons, "Well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled, then passed out from pain.
The reason that girls are not allowed in boys' treehouses is because girls can't keep their mouths shut about boys taking turns sucking each other's hotdogs.
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”
I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
My ex keeps missing me. But her aim is steadily improving...
What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
I don't keep my Lamborghini in my garage.
How are Jews and potatoes different?
A potato keeps its skin.