My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgent coming in tomorrow im super excited to work with him the next day we had to do our first ever open hart surgery so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient so we finished the surgery and went out side for a smoke and we were talking I said why did you keep the patients blood on your glove? He replied we in my free time I test it for anything diseases HIV the next day I got invited to his house and we had some drinks I said this is amazing red tea what is in it just the 2000 people you have cut opened .
What keeps you breathing when your on earth?
I don't know I suffocated at birth
Ok now I'm not good at telling jokes but this 1 is not to bad 1 cunt said to anothrr cunt do you get cold at night fuck no cunt the 1 st cunt said why I have a built in set of verticlal currains to keep the cold out cunt xx
Where does bin laden keep his cd’s
In Irak
to all those who say this is a joke. It isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. it's a part of humor we can keep. like if you agree.
Crying babies are like parties, No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
How do you know if your wife is dead?
Sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.
Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???
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what is simular between hitler and trump they both want to keep races out
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I can't decide if i like rocking chairs or not..I keep going back and forth on them.
Friend: Your adopted. Orphan: At least I was chosen Friend: At least I was kept
Where do polar bears keep their money? In a snowbank!
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Guys can we change pride month to another month please my birthday is in june and im mot gay and my friends keep making fun of me i think we should change it to march because my brothers birthday is in march and thatd be funny
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many Aliens you cant keep track.
Attention- Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? Its strang because they havent said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess) Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD I just thought further into life with their relationship DON'T DO THAT. Agent Chipmunk Out
