Keep jokes

I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!

What is similar between Hitler and Trump?

They both want to keep races out.

Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.

Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?

Because it had a Great Booty!

Yo mama so ugly,

they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.

The first priest asks the second, "How long do we keep the babies in the holy water?" The priest replies, "No clue... I close my eyes when I masturbate!"

When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"

Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.

David: Isn't that illegal?

Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.

David: I hate my life.

Why do hospitals have air conditioning?

To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.

Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.

Where did the eye doctor keep all his kittens? On Cat-A-Racks!

Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!

I know people don’t really like cat puns, but mine are PURRety good.

Did you CATch that one? No? Because you are in a bad mood? You should WISKER those feelings away. We should PAWnder ways to fix your mood. Just remember to keep CLAWing at the problem. I am glad I can help MEW.

I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!

Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.

Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,

he is my only motivation for trying again.

I don't have a joke. Keep looking.

How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.

I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.

Why do the brakes keep squealing?

Because the driver hit it too hard.