Keep jokes

You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"

Yo mama so ugly,

they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.

Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.

Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?

Because it had a Great Booty!

The first priest asks the second, "How long do we keep the babies in the holy water?" The priest replies, "No clue... I close my eyes when I masturbate!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.

When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"

Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.

David: Isn't that illegal?

Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.

David: I hate my life.

Why do hospitals have air conditioning?

To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.

Where did the eye doctor keep all his kittens? On Cat-A-Racks!

Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!

I know people don’t really like cat puns, but mine are PURRety good.

Did you CATch that one? No? Because you are in a bad mood? You should WISKER those feelings away. We should PAWnder ways to fix your mood. Just remember to keep CLAWing at the problem. I am glad I can help MEW.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!

Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,

he is my only motivation for trying again.

I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.

I don't have a joke. Keep looking.

How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.

Why do the brakes keep squealing?

Because the driver hit it too hard.

Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?

"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."

Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.