The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard. A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye. Moments later they start chanting 13...13...13...
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :) -> in reality, :( (sob)
depression is no game and here in this world we are here for each other although at times it might not seem like it. keep strong and you'll find the end of the tunnel but ending the pain and bieng gone just spreads depression.
What keeps you breathing when your on earth?
I don't know I suffocated at birth
A man has a terminal illness and isn't sure how long he has left to live, so he talks to his doctor. The man asks "How long am I going to live?" The doctor says "Depends, what time is it?" The doctor then looks at his watch and says"10" The man asks "Ten what?" Then the doctor keeps going"6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1"
Crying babies are like parties, No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
to all those who say this is a joke. It isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. it's a part of humor we can keep. like if you agree.
Ok now I'm not good at telling jokes but this 1 is not to bad 1 cunt said to anothrr cunt do you get cold at night fuck no cunt the 1 st cunt said why I have a built in set of verticlal currains to keep the cold out cunt xx
Where does bin laden keep his cd’s
In Irak
How do you know if your wife is dead?
Sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.
Guys can we change pride month to another month please my birthday is in june and im mot gay and my friends keep making fun of me i think we should change it to march because my brothers birthday is in march and thatd be funny
I can't decide if i like rocking chairs or not..I keep going back and forth on them.
These are the reasons the west will fall, also men's rights are fucking stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
Where do polar bears keep their money? In a snowbank!
keep smearing that make-up around your face maybe you'll get somewhere with it
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an englishman. He says things like,
"It's a elevator, not'a lift!"
and
"It's bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the englishman says,
"Hey wankar, it's a school, not a god damned shootin range."
they struggled to lift the whaghts but i got watermelon to keep me in shape
when a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themself AKA the stigg
Hey mum why do people keep suddenly dying in our family? Mum? Mum? Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
chinese wise man once say, "ching chong ling long ting tong"
which means, "keep striving in life"
