Where did the eye doctor keep all his kittens? On Cat-A-Racks!
I know people don’t really like cat puns, but mine are PURRety good.
Did you CATch that one? No? Because you are in a bad mood? You should WISKER those feelings away. We should PAWnder ways to fix your mood. Just remember to keep CLAWing at the problem. I am glad I can help MEW.
Yo mama is so stupid she thought keeping you was a good idea
Keep calm and curry on!
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.
Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,
he is my only motivation for trying again.
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
I don't have a joke. Keep looking.
Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.
I told her to keep her chins up.
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
Keep yourself safe!
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.
Why?
The ducks keep trying to eat him.
Why would they do that?
Because he’s pure-bread.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.
