Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains, how many have you derailed this year
Me: Sorry boss, it’s hard to keep track
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught? He kept dropping the bass."
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight I told her to keep her chins up
keep yourself safe!
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i try and try every day.. but 5 keep comibg out theres so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
I don't have a joke keep looking
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?she keeps on running from the ball.
Why do the brakes keep squeal.
Because the driver hit it to hard.
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend 👫 when suddenly a man 🚶took all of our bowling pins! 🎳 I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant 😱. I instantly realized it was Penaldo 😡
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know they keep slipping down the drain.
Bro plz block Kimberly Jones she keeps trying to scam ppl
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Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work? You keep the tradition of hitting black things
thanks to the voice who keeps telling to let go he is my only motivation for trying again
i can’t take my dog to the park anymore. why? the ducks keep trying to eat him. why would they do that? because he’s pure-bread.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First ignore them until they ask you if your going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them would they get on all fours and bark back? After that continue to ignore them.
What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?
A Lymphomaniac
The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard. A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye. Moments later they start chanting 13...13...13...
