Suffocation

Suffocation Jokes

Dirt

[being buried alive]

Murderer: *out of breath* How are you eating the dirt so quickly?

Engineering

A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.

This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.

Earth

What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?

I don't know. I suffocated at birth.

Parent

I asked a kid why he was so blue.

Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.

Heat

What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!

Wife

Tesco's slogan is "Every little helps."

Well, their bag did a wonderful job on suffocating my wife.