Suffocation jokes
Chuck Norris once put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.
[being buried alive]
Murderer: *out of breath* How are you eating the dirt so quickly?
What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?
I don't know. I suffocated at birth.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
Tesco's slogan is "Every little helps."
Well, their bag did a wonderful job on suffocating my wife.
My grandpa has a world record for holding his breath. He's been holding it for 6 years.
Babies can spread a nasty smell,
especially when you haven't fed them for a month.
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
Go commit neck rope.
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