Keep jokes
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
Crying babies are like parties. No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
How do you know if your wife is dead?
Sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.
Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank!
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,
"It's an elevator, not a lift!"
and
"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the Englishman says,
"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.
They struggled to lift the weights, but I got watermelon to keep me in shape.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
Holy fucking shit, Addison, watersharky, Gwen, and all of you other cringelords, I swear to God if I hear one more thing about "please be kind, no bullying on the internet," I will actually shoot my local school.
You may not know, since you are only 8 years old or whatever, but the world is not kind. It’s full of sick people out to beat others, and the only way to stay safe is to beat them. So even if you think you are spreading kindness, it’s just gonna make you a target. So just stfu and keep your "please be kind" messages to yourselves.
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.