Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity
Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way someone is excited to see you!
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common? They both like keeping one sock for themselves
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra? Because they just keep getting harder and harder
Bully: Shut up motherf*cker Me: Well stop talking to me and I won't have to keep f*cking your mother
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope
Roses are red I am dead u could call me wet or I will keep ur dread
Jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweeties No he cant keep his heart rate down And shes got diabetes
what is simular between hitler and trump they both want to keep races out
If a gay peson is vegan how does he have sex he will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throught
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape
Why is the sun so mean? cuz it keeps ROASTING everyone
What's different between you and me I have a plan for this new year. So long suckers. Keep scrolling.
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Mommy mommy, why do I keep running around in circles? Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
I've been taking Viagras for sunburn It keeps the sheets of my bed at night
when i try to call my friend i can't get through because my name is Lin Kon and the operator Keeps saying yes Mr president
Why do we name hurricanes? To keep an eye on them
Yo mama so fat she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueling
