Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? -- To keep his ankles warm.
Keep Jokes
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
Why are wives also called a housekeeper?
Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
