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Hard to Keep Track

    • My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?” I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”

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    • Explanation

    • The humor comes from the train driver's absurdly casual response to the boss's accusation of being a terrible driver, who derailed many trains. The driver acts as if derailing trains is a common occurrence that's hard to remember, making light of a serious work incident.

    Comments (9)

    • WHAT A BAD BAD BAD BAD JOKE. I THOUGHT I PEED MY PANTS I LAUGHED SO HARD. VEGGIES CAME SPEWWING EVERYWHERE OUT OF MY NOSE!!!! DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!!!!!!!

    I told this to my friend and he thought I was actually yelled at from my boss till I finished my joke.

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    HAILRIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    That was amazing, nice one

    Broken Kinkajou

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