Seven-Year-Old Girlfriend

The humor comes from the twist where the speaker reveals their girlfriend is a seven-year-old, which makes her use of the word 'pedophile' absurd and unexpected. The audience initially assumes the girlfriend is an adult.

• Pedophile
• Girlfriend
• Old
• Relationship
• Word
• Bigness

• My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 1st grader.
• What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one? Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
• My wife called me a pedophile. That is a big word for a 2 year old.
• My girlfriend broke up with me. She said I was a pedophile. I told her, “PEDOPHILE? Wow, that sure is a big word for an eight-year-old!”