Train Driver jokes

Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.

My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?” I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”

Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?

Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.

The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.

What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?

A train driver's egg sandwich.