Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide," and he told me from now on I have to pay in advance.
Pay Upfront for Suicidal Thoughts
Explanation
The humor comes from the dark twist that the psychiatrist, who should be helping with suicidal thoughts, seems to be treating the patient as a financial risk. The joke plays on the idea that the psychiatrist assumes the patient might not pay if they commit suicide. It's an absurd and cynical take on a serious issue.
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Sadly me
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