A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!
EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere!
"I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years."
"Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!"
"No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him."
My doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15. Problem solved!
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it!
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimer's?
Yeah, neither have they.
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?
"I was raped raped."
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
If you kill someone, that's murder.
If you kill a family member, that's still murder.
If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."
