Justice

Justice jokes

Man

    • A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.

    The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”

    Patient

    • The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.

    Rapist

    • How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?

    Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"

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    • Rapist

    • How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?

    He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.

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    • Girl

    • "INNOCENT! THERE IS NO WAY TO PROVE THAT THE GIRL WAS 13. It doesn't matter what texts he sent. There is no way to prove that the girl was 13, or the fact that it was a girl. Failed sting operation."

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    • Boyfriend

    • A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.

    Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”

    “Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”

    Crime

    • Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.

    Pedophile

    • EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!

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    • Run

    • I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere!

    Wife

    • "I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years."

    "Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!"

    "No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him."

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