Justice jokes
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.
Rapist: Rape doesn't hurt anybody.
Victim: (Implied response indicating the rapist is wrong)
How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"
How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.
"INNOCENT! THERE IS NO WAY TO PROVE THAT THE GIRL WAS 13. It doesn't matter what texts he sent. There is no way to prove that the girl was 13, or the fact that it was a girl. Failed sting operation."
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!
EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere!
"I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years."
"Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!"
"No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him."
My doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15. Problem solved!
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it!
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.