Justice jokes

So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.

What do lawyers wear to court?

Lawsuits.

A woman ran into a police station screaming, "Help, I have been graped!" The policeman said, "Do you mean raped?" The woman said, "No, there was a bunch of them!"

What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.

Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve.

Why was the Human Torch arrested?

He had firearms.

A man named Icide ruined my life. I asked a friend if he would help me sue him. He said yes. But for some reason, he killed me.

All I wanted was for someone to help me sue Icide...

A blind guy shot up a town.

I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.

What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.