Justice jokes
"I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years."
"Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!"
"No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him."
My doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15. Problem solved!
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it!
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimer's?
Yeah, neither have they.
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?
"I was raped raped."
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
If you kill someone, that's murder.
If you kill a family member, that's still murder.
If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."
How do you get away with murder?
How do you get away with rape?
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.