Justice jokes
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimer's?
Yeah, neither have they.
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?
"I was raped raped."
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
If you kill someone, that's murder.
If you kill a family member, that's still murder.
If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."
How do you get away with murder?
How do you get away with rape?
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.
How to be a hero.
1. Tie a noose in your front yard.
2. Find and capture a furry.
3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.
It’s easy as 1-2-3!
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
I really wasn't planning on going for a run today, but damn, those cops came out of nowhere!
A woman has been raped by a man. She calls the police, and a policeman shows up.
Woman: "Please help, officer! I have been raped!"
Officer: "No problem, ma'am, I will just unrape you."
Woman: "What? Unrape me? How?"
Officer proceeds to bring back the rapist and forces the woman to rape the rapist back in order to cancel out the initial rape.
God: Who ever kills Hitler will go to heaven.
Hitler: 👌👌👌👌
God: 😩😩😩😩
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:
"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"
The girl, showing her arm:
"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"