I hate double standards. If you burn a body at a crematorium, you're doing a good job. If you burn a body at home, you're destroying evidence.
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
A woman ran into a police station screaming, "Help, I have been graped!" The policeman said, "Do you mean raped?" The woman said, "No, there was a bunch of them!"
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve.
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.
