Joke jokes
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.
What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!
I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.
I can’t stand jokes about Germans.
They’re the wurst.
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.
Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"