Joke jokes
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.
Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.
Some people are such "treasures" that you just want to bury them.
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.
What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!