Joke jokes
Why do I have to do the stupid joke, mum?
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
How many Joe Biden jokes are there?
None, because they're all true.
I don't joke about paraplegics; they wouldn't be able to stand up for themselves.
When recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.
Conversely, you can recycle a condom quite easily: just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.
Why would you make jokes about birth control?
It's a great labour-saving invention.
Your insults are like a blank bullet: a stupid and harmless joke.
I went to a handicapped comedy club, but all the jokes they told were special, and they didn't know a lot about stand-up at all.
I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.
When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?
Wordle be like (pt3)
Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.
STUCK 💛🩶🩶🩶💛
FOLKS 🩶🩶🩶💛💚
MAKES 🩶🩶💚💚💚
YIKES 💛🩶💚💚💚
Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!