Joke jokes

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?

Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.

Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.

Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?

I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"

Wordle be like (pt3)

Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.

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If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.

I can’t stand jokes about Germans.

They’re the wurst.

When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.

Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.

Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.

Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?

A. They're just in bad taste.

Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.

I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Why can't two eggs tell jokes?

Because they will crack each other up!

I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.

Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.

Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!

Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.