Joke jokes
"One man's trash is another man's treasure."
It's a wonderful phrase, but a terrible way to find out you're adopted.
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted.
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Hammerhead.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!