My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
Joke Jokes
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Kobe Bryant helicopter crash jokes daily.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
These jokes crash and burn.
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
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I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?
He won the "no bell" prize.
Joel isn’t a joke, he’s the embodiment of perfection.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
