Joke jokes
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Hammerhead.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"