Joke jokes
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
Some people are such "treasures" that you just want to bury them.
I'm not completely useless....
I can be used as a bad example!
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
I just had sex...
I think I nailed it!
(Shit joke, I know.)
You are.