Joke jokes
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
If laughter is contagious, Kris's jokes are immunity.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
I'm not completely useless....
I can be used as a bad example!
"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.