Joke

Joke jokes

Funeral

I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.

Meat

I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.

Life

My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?

Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.

Text

I'm sorry, but I can only process text. Please provide the joke as text.

Hairline

Tell me a joke about my hairline.

No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.

Mike

What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?

He drops the Mike.

Ip address

Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.

For I have everyone's IP address.

Delivery

Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.

Orphan

We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.

Tower

I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.