Joke

Joke jokes

Knock

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Dishes."

"Dishes who?"

"Dishes a bad joke."

Clown

The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.

Plane

What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!

Sorry, cringy joke.

Comedy

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

Door

Why would doors do well on social media?

Everyone looks for their handles.

Parachute

Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?

Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.

Drink

Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?

Because they heard the drinks were on the house!

Irony

You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.

Trans

If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

Calendar

Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?

Shot

Charlie Kirk

President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."

That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.