Joke jokes
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "I'm." "I'm who?" "I'm a joke!"
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
I don't have time to write this joke.
This is not a joke. This is not a joke.
Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?
President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."
That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"