Joke jokes

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Please.

Please who?

Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.

Lol.

My father can take a joke because he made one.

This is a joke. Laugh!

Did you hear the pickle joke?

It's actually a really big dill.

You. You're the joke.

Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!

I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.

Wanna hear a pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.

Spaceballs: The Joke.

Say "joke" 5 times.

Oh, nothing happened.

I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.

I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.

A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.

If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).

If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.

I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...

I was two tired.

Wanna hear a joke? You thick.

Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?

Sorry, still working on it!

Déjà Vat: the feeling that you’ve heard that bad joke before.

Me.

The joke is as short as me.