Joke jokes
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
"Do you want to hear a joke?"
"Yes."
"Okay, record yourself and then listen to it!"
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
I'm not completely useless....
I can be used as a bad example!