Joke jokes

I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.

Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!

Wanna me to show you a joke?

*Points at face* Funny, right?

This is a joke. Laugh!

My father can take a joke because he made one.

Um... (no idea what joke I should tell).

If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.

Spaceballs: The Joke.

The joke about is stupid.

I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.

I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.

A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.

symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?

symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?

angela: Because you are the thot of the group.

symple: Well it takes one to know one.

symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"

angela: FUCK OFF!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "I'm." "I'm who?" "I'm a joke!"

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Dishes."

"Dishes who?"

"Dishes a bad joke."

I don't have time to write this joke.

This is not a joke. This is not a joke.

Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.

You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!

The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.