What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
Joke Jokes
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Hammerhead.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.
If laughter is contagious, Kris's jokes are immunity.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!"
"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?"
I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
