Joke

Joke jokes

Text

I'm sorry, but I can only process text. Please provide the joke as text.

Age

I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.

Category

I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.

Unleash the jokers...👍

Ticket

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.

Airplane crash

I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.

People

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."

Orphanage

Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?

Stephen

If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!

Comment

Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!

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Ocean

What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)

Post

"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!" This post has the most comments on the whole website.