Joke

Joke Jokes

People

I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.

Piece

MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.

One

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?

No, I'm already looking at one.

Dog

I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?

And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.

Dad

My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.

Orphan

Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.

Orphan: Go on then.

Me: Your family tree.

Toilet Paper

Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?

Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.

Cry

Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!

Orphan

Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?

Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.

Roast

Guy: Are you tired?

His “Crush”: No.

Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?

His “Crush”: That’s sweet.

Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.