Joke jokes
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
Two Arabs are swapping jokes. One cracks up and yells, "Man, that joke was an absolute blast!"
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
A: Bison.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!