Joke jokes
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.
What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.
You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
If laughter is contagious, Kris's jokes are immunity.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Some people are such "treasures" that you just want to bury them.
I'm not completely useless....
I can be used as a bad example!
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.