Joke jokes
My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.
If you scanned my thigh, it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen.
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day.
Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?
I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...
I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
I'd tell a slavery joke, but they've been flogged to death.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
Me: Pretend your name is “puberty.”
Friend: Ok?
Me: I'mma hit puberty!
*hits my friend*
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...