To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
Joke Jokes
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?
Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
