Joke jokes
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?
What do you call a doctor that's a skeleton?
Doctor Bones.
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Butt hehe.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Like if you hate school.