Joke jokes
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Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.