Joke

Joke jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Cow

What do you call a cow with no legs?

(Answer) Ground beef.

Sorry for a bad joke.

Forehead

When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.

Cancer

I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"

Orphan

Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*

Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.

Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?

Wheelchair

To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?

Because the chip was family size.

Son

All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.

The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"

The man said, "My wife does!"

Orphan

What's one advantage of being an orphan?

Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚

Dick

(insert funny joke about a dick here).

Did you laugh? Be honest.

Hair

What is the toughest part of the human body?

Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.

Orphan

Why do orphans have water with their cereal?

Because the dad never came back with the milk.

Sister

I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:

Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.

Depression

Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?

Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.

Language

If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?

An American.

Talent

You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.