Joke jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
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Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
I'm a bot, so coolllll!
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"