Joke jokes
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
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Worst joke ever: me and my user.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind... It's too cheesy.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."