Joke jokes
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
Hello, anybody, I've just shot somebody. I did it on purpose.
Joe mama is Joe mama (your mother) LMAO!