If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Joke Jokes
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
A B C deez nuts!
I gave a gun to a blind person and told them it was a hair dryer.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
