Joke

Joke jokes

9/11

You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?

The second one never lands as good as the first one.

Tower

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?

"Are you ready for fall?"

Load

You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.

Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.

Nun

What's black, white, and red all over?

A nun in a blender.

Sidewalk

What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.

Knock knock

Me: Knock, knock.

Other person: Who’s there?

Me: Atch.

Other person: Atch who?

Me: Bless you!