Joke jokes
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
Me. I am the joke.
What's an orphan's selfie called?
A family portrait.
Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?