Joke jokes
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
The worst joke is no joke ;)
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the knucklehead's house...
Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.