Joke jokes
Like if you hate school.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
A priest and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"
I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.