Joke jokes
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.
Why can't toilet paper cross the road? Because the toilet paper got stuck in a crack. 🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
Your hairline pushed too far back.
Lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith :D
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.