Joke jokes

What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?

A: Garry Glitter's boots.

What kind of trumpet are you playing?

An "Donald Trumpet"!

What did the twin tower say to the other?

"I need to catch this plane."

Why can't toilet paper cross the road? Because the toilet paper got stuck in a crack. 🤣🤣🤣

Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.

Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?

She has.

What does an Asian doorbell sound like?

"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"

Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.

Friend: I don't know.

Me: A black market.

What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?

Suicide squad.

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack.

Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?

Because she knew the lion was always lion.

Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!

What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.

Who is Joe?

You reply back: Who is Candice?

They reply back: Who is Candice?

You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."

We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.

Why did Steven Hawking go to hell, not heaven?

Because there is a stairway to heaven, but there is not one to hell.

Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?

My friend: What?

Me: The Suicide Squad.

Hey guess what...

What...

My penis is big.

What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?

A bull in a china shop.

What is stuck between a doorway?

Rebel Wilson.