Joke jokes
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
He was stuck in the crack.
What’s pink, rusty, and covered in cobwebs?
Madeline McCann's bike.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
I say "cow poop," cows say "moonure."
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Who is Joe?
You reply back: Who is Candice?
They reply back: Who is Candice?
You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell, not heaven?
Because there is a stairway to heaven, but there is not one to hell.