What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
Joke Jokes
Two pedos are on the beach.
One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."
The world is a freaking rape joke.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
What has 6 legs, 10 arms, and 3 heads?
The Boston marathon finish line.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
A swan, a goose, and a penguin walked into a bar... I ducked.
I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining.
As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).
P.S. I have no friends.
Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not your dad?"
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa.
As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of sick fuck does that?
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
