Joke jokes
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
Your hairline pushed too far back.
Lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith :D
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
Why can't toilet paper cross the road? Because the toilet paper got stuck in a crack. 🤣🤣🤣
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂