Joke jokes

A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.

Sadly, he didn't see it coming.

What is stuck between a doorway?

Rebel Wilson.

What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?

I guess that’s a wrap!

Why does the large dildo not have any friends?

He's a pain in the ass.

I say "cow poop," cows say "moonure."

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.

Well, because it's impastable.

If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.

What did the twin tower say to the other?

"I need to catch this plane."

Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?

Because she knew the lion was always lion.

What’s pink, rusty, and covered in cobwebs?

Madeline McCann's bike.

Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?

A. The baby girl.

Two pedos are on the beach.

One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"

What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.

Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."

The world is a freaking rape joke.

I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.

What has 6 legs, 10 arms, and 3 heads?

The Boston marathon finish line.

Everyone: What does NASA mean?

NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

Everyone: What does NASA mean?

Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.