Joke jokes
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎