Joke jokes
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?