Joke jokes
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?
He was roasted.
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
Which company likes Jesus the most?
IHS Markit!