Joke jokes
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to PUT DOWN!
Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."
Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
What is red, pink, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What is green, brown, and goes round and round?
The same baby 3 weeks later.
What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web.
I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
Kid #1: You're adopted.
Kid #2: At least they wanted me.
Kid #1: Did your real parents want you?
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
Why are carpenters never horny after work?
Because they’ve already spent all day getting hammered and nailing things.
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.