Joke jokes
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
What is red, pink, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What is green, brown, and goes round and round?
The same baby 3 weeks later.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?
I really hit the mother lode with you!
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had "no-body" to go with.
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
My mom told me a joke about boxing.
I guess I missed the punch line.
What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web.
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.