Joke jokes
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
I have a joke about suicide, but I’ll just let it hang.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to PUT DOWN!
I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web.
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!