Joke jokes
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.