I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus, but I decided to abort it.
Joke Jokes
What's yellow and can't swim? My mom on Halloween.
What are the 3 shortest words in the English language?
“Is It In?”
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
I'm autistic, and I find these so funny.
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.
Fortnite is good.
(Awesome joke, right?)
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was strapped to the chicken.
I was going to an expensive dinner with my friend's girlfriend because she really wanted to go, but he just got out of surgery, and he said take care of her, so I said, "Will do, bro. I’ll bring her back fuller than a topped-up water bottle."
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows. No body, nose.
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?
She closes the car door.
Spell "I cup..." "I see you pee!"
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
