Joke jokes
What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."
Why can't toilet paper cross the road? Because the toilet paper got stuck in a crack. 🤣🤣🤣
Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
Hey guess what...
What...
My penis is big.
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!