Joke jokes
A swan, a goose, and a penguin walked into a bar... I ducked.
I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining.
As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).
P.S. I have no friends.
Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not your dad?"
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa.
As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of sick fuck does that?
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus, but I decided to abort it.
What's yellow and can't swim? My mom on Halloween.
What are the 3 shortest words in the English language?
“Is It In?”
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
I'm autistic, and I find these so funny.
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.