Joke jokes
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
Hey guess what...
What...
My penis is big.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
Are you a train? Because I want you to run over me. :)
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a chair, then a table.
You want to hear a joke about pizza?
Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!
A single sentence walks into a bar.
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"
And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam.
I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
What did the dentist say to the butt?
"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Redundant.
A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.