What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Joke Jokes
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
He was stuck in the crack.
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
A single sentence walks into a bar.
You want to hear a joke about pizza?
Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"
And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"
A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
I say "cow poop," cows say "moonure."
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.
Well, because it's impastable.
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
