Joke jokes

Hey guess what...

What...

My penis is big.

What is a Russian joke?

Something that will be funny for Russian people.

Are you a train? Because I want you to run over me. :)

What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?

Redundant.

What did the dentist say to the butt?

"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack.

Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?

Your mom finishes.

What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.

Why do orphans always get picked on?

They can't run and tell their parents.

What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."

What do skeletons say before they eat?

Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...

I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!

What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?

Dam.

Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?

He was stuck in the crack.

My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:

I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!

A single sentence walks into a bar.

You want to hear a joke about pizza?

Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!

A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"

And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"