Joke jokes
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women.
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.
A single sentence walks into a bar.
A blind man once told me he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward to. Well, let's just say that I see his point.
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
You want to hear a joke about pizza?
Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"
And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
Your hairline pushed too far back.
Lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith :D
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."
I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄