Joke jokes
It was Christmas time for Little Johnny. He was going to make some cookies and milk for Santa until he heard shaking and moaning from his mother's bedroom.
He thinks, "Meh, Dad's probably back from the grocery store."
But 2 seconds later, he heard a "Ho Ho Ho Oh YEAH!" and then a slap. He opens the door. He finds Santa riding on his 19-year-old mom. He asks, "Santa, when did you get here and WHAT are you doing?"
Santa replied, "Your mother asked for her 'milk jar' to be filled, and that's what I am doing."
Johnny says, "Oh. But, Mom, you told me Dad was here, well where is he?"
(Santa winks at you)
My cock, lmao.
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women.
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A single sentence walks into a bar.
A blind man once told me he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward to. Well, let's just say that I see his point.
You want to hear a joke about pizza?
Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"
And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
Your hairline pushed too far back.
Lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith :D
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."
I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂