Joke jokes
My cock, lmao.
What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women.
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam.
I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!
My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.
Well, because it's impastable.
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
He was stuck in the crack.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack.
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
What’s pink, rusty, and covered in cobwebs?
Madeline McCann's bike.
I say "cow poop," cows say "moonure."
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
You want to hear a joke about pizza?
Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"
And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"