Plug jokes
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."
What do women and wine bottles have in common?
They both have a hole you can plug and unplug.
Charger: Yo, Phone.
Phone: Yeah?
Charger: Can I plug all in you?
Phone: Ayooo!
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
I was going to charge my phone, so I pulled a plug and put it in. Then, my grandpa wasn't breathing anymore.
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get out of me.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get in my mouth, oh how I wanna taste you.
Oh, butt plug, oh butt plug, something is nutty.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
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I'm walking down the street with a bag of dildos, beryllium, and a butt plug.
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.