are you a toaster? cause i wanna take a bath w you
What did the plug hole say to the plug we are so in sink.🤣
Why did Stephen Hawking die
Because he forgot to plug the charger
The fact that am high won't stop me from advising u😳😳 Don't plug ur phone while charging it is very dengeros 🤣🛌
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug" you are letting it slowly die.
Why did Stephan hawking die? He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Stephen hawkings tried charge his phone and unplugged his life support
when i shit in the toliet i think that if shit hard anuff I can see my asshole plug.
I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.
:Charger: yo Phone :Phone: yeah Charger can I plug all in u :Phone: ayooo
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital, apparently the doctor said to the nurse you can discharge Mr Hawking now, so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
when you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
Yo Father. Don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anul plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass of. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
I went to see my grandfather in the hospital because I Wanted to get to know him better before he passed, maybe take a selfie with him. But when I got there my phone died so I unplugged a vacuum to plug in my phone, and it turns out he only knows Spanish so When he kept saying "Me desconectaste el soporte de mi vida." I thought he wanted water, but when I got back with the water he was asleep and now my phone was charged so I translated what he said. And it was "You unplugged my life support", that's when I called the doctor...
Good news is, I got one sick selfie!
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
Cuz they are plugged into a genius!
