I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.
What did the plug hole say to the plug we are so in sink.🤣
are you a toaster? cause i wanna take a bath w you
I went to see my grandfather in the hospital because I Wanted to get to know him better before he passed, maybe take a selfie with him. But when I got there my phone died so I unplugged a vacuum to plug in my phone, and it turns out he only knows Spanish so When he kept saying "Me desconectaste el soporte de mi vida." I thought he wanted water, but when I got back with the water he was asleep and now my phone was charged so I translated what he said. And it was "You unplugged my life support", that's when I called the doctor...
Good news is, I got one sick selfie!
Why did Stephen Hawking die
Because he forgot to plug the charger
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug" you are letting it slowly die.
The fact that am high won't stop me from advising u😳😳 Don't plug ur phone while charging it is very dengeros 🤣🛌
Why did Stephan hawking die? He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
when you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
Yo Father. Don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anul plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass of. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
Stephen hawkings tried charge his phone and unplugged his life support
when i shit in the toliet i think that if shit hard anuff I can see my asshole plug.
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
A make a wish patient wanted to see Black panther IRL so I pulled his plug
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
Cuz they are plugged into a genius!
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
:Charger: yo Phone :Phone: yeah Charger can I plug all in u :Phone: ayooo
