Plug jokes

What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."

I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.

Are you a toaster?

'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.

I went to see my grandfather in the hospital because I wanted to get to know him better before he passed, maybe take a selfie with him. But when I got there my phone died, so I unplugged a vacuum to plug in my phone. And it turns out he only knows Spanish, so when he kept saying, "Me desconectaste el soporte de mi vida," I thought he wanted water. But when I got back with the water he was asleep, and now my phone was charged, so I translated what he said. And it was, "You unplugged my life support." That's when I called the doctor...

Good news is, I got one sick selfie!

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because he forgot to plug in the charger.

A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.

The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.

Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.

What does a plug do when he's horny?

He jacks off!

An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.

When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:

What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?

Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.

Yo Father, don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anal plug in there.

What?

The holy water gets all the ass off. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*

Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.

When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.

"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"

A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.

Why do men get great ideas in bed?

'Cause they are plugged into a genius!

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I'm walking down the street with a bag of dildos, beryllium, and a butt plug.

I was going to charge my phone, so I pulled a plug and put it in. Then, my grandpa wasn't breathing anymore.