Plug jokes
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."
I was going to charge my phone, so I pulled a plug and put it in. Then, my grandpa wasn't breathing anymore.
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
What do women and wine bottles have in common?
They both have necks for grabbing, and holes to plug and unplug.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get out of me.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get in my mouth, oh how I wanna taste you.
Oh, butt plug, oh butt plug, something is nutty.
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
Yo Father, don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anal plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass off. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.
Charger: Yo, Phone.
Phone: Yeah?
Charger: Can I plug all in you?
Phone: Ayooo!
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he forgot to plug in the charger.
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"