Joke jokes
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."
"Hi, Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?"
"Oh, Johnny, you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs."
"I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.
What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?
Ooh, snickerdoodles!
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!
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What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Lynx, where the fuck are you? This is Dagger Jr. (Proof in comments).
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.