Joke jokes
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
What’s the difference between a motorcycle and a mutilated body?
I don’t have a motorcycle in my garage.
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
— Wanna hear a joke about ghosts?
— No.
— That's the spirit!
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
You are all going to be pun-ished!
"Hi, Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?"
"Oh, Johnny, you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs."
"I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.
What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?
Ooh, snickerdoodles!
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
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Do you need an ark?
Because I Noah guy!