Joke jokes
I have a really good construction joke.
But I'm still working on it.
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
What’s the difference between a motorcycle and a mutilated body?
I don’t have a motorcycle in my garage.
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
You are all going to be pun-ished!
— Wanna hear a joke about ghosts?
— No.
— That's the spirit!
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!
I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.
What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?
Ooh, snickerdoodles!
"Hi, Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?"
"Oh, Johnny, you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs."
"I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
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What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.