Joke jokes
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
Yo mama so slow, she took nine months to make the joke. Thank god mine only took 6.
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours.
Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?
Depends on who's sucking.
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
The Stigg is a joke.
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.
What is the best thing about being an orphan?
All bags of chips are family-sized!
Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
Wanna hear a poop joke?
Nah, they always stink.