Joke Jokes

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting Cow.

Interrupting Co- MOO!

Sans: “pokes brother with ruler”

Papyrus: Sans, what are you doing?

Sans: Measuring your patience.

Papyrus: Grunts

What did the chef say to the skeleton?

"Bone appetit!"

What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?

Dark humor never dies!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender said, "Why the long face?"

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalotofpuss.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To find his family. Sorry!

Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.

Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!

Comments:

Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!

Shut up: Shut up!

Liv: Gwen stop!!

Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!

Today, there was a big test for Little Timmy. During the test, Timmy had to take a really huge shit. So, he rushed to the bathroom. He took a while in there.

When he was done, he realized there was no more toilet paper left. Since there was nothing around him to use, the only thing he could do was wipe with his hand. His time in the bathroom was up, and he needed to finish that test! He didn’t have time to wash his hands. So, he hurried back. The problem was, the hand he wiped with was his right hand. He used his left hand to complete the test, which made him fail. When he got home, his mother was standing there crossing her arms. “Timmy, the teacher had called and said you wrote sloppy on your test. Why is that?” Timmy replied, “Oh, it’s because I caught a leprechaun with my right hand, but if I opened it, my classmates would scare him away, so I had to use my left.” Timmy’s mother glared at him with disbelief. “Timmy, I don’t believe you. Now open your hand!” Timmy did so and opened his hand. “See, mother? I said you’d scare the shit out of him!”

What number is better; 46 or 47?

I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.

What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair.

How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?

The big hand is on the little hand!

What's red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass?

A baby in the microwave!

Then: You want free candy?

Now: You want free Wi-Fi?

What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?

Nothing, he had no friends.

One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.

Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."