Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
Listen up, numbskull. The joke is that Michael Jackson wasn't around in ancient Egypt, but the person replied with "hee hee egypt" playing on Michael Jackson's famous "hee hee" and associating it with Egypt. People not being around at the same time is called anachronism.