Joke jokes
— Wanna hear a joke about ghosts?
— No.
— That's the spirit!
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
Do you need an ark?
Because I Noah guy!
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?
Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
What's stiff and 6 inches long?
SIDS.
I have a really good construction joke.
But I'm still working on it.
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
What’s the difference between a motorcycle and a mutilated body?
I don’t have a motorcycle in my garage.
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
People might not laugh at my jokes, or have a reaction at all, but I'd explode with euphoria.
Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).
Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old.