Joke jokes
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
Yo mama so slow, she took nine months to make the joke. Thank god mine only took 6.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.
At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!
What is the best thing about being an orphan?
All bags of chips are family-sized!
What’s one good thing about a pedophile?
They drive slow in school zones.
I named my dog "5 miles" so I could say I walk 5 miles each day.
But today I ran OVER 5 miles... oops!
I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
You are all going to be pun-ished!
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
What's stiff and 6 inches long?
SIDS.