Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
Joke Jokes
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
I am the orphan joke.
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
