Joke

Joke jokes

Baby

What's red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass?

A baby in the microwave!

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  • Body

    One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.

    Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."

    Rape

    I’d make a rape joke, but I don't wanna force that on you too.

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  • Eagle

    Why is the bald eagle bald?

    Because it has no hair.

    It has feathers. LOL.

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  • Emo kid

    Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.

    Trip

    Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?

    A. She had to go to GasTown.

    Fat

    Her: "Land of the free".

    Me: *fat*

    Her: What do you mean?

    Me: It's not fat-free.

    Man

    Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?

    Yeah, it went on and on.

    Rope

    What did the talking rope say to the man?

    "Just hang in there."

    Kid

    +1 like = 1 kid in my basement.

    +1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.

    +1 Comet.