Joke jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
What is the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What's red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass?
A baby in the microwave!
Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?
Nothing, he had no friends.
One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.
Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."
Iβd make a rape joke, but I don't wanna force that on you too.
Why is the bald eagle bald?
Because it has no hair.
It has feathers. LOL.
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
Whatβs a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
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I am the orphan joke.