Joke jokes
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
What's stiff and 6 inches long?
SIDS.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Your butt is bigger than Uranus!
Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old.
What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat?
The cat is still alive.
What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner?
Nothing, it’s all just mystery meat.
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.
Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?
It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said, "That's domestic violence!" The man replied with, "No, it's not domestic violence, it's dumbass-d*ck violence!"
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
"OK, son," he says. "It's as easy as counting to 5."
1. Pull down your pants. 2. Pull back your foreskin. 3. Pee in the toilet. 4. Put your foreskin back. 5. Pull up your pants.
From then on, every time the boy goes to the toilet, he counts from 1 to 5. One day, the father noticed his son was taking quite some time in the toilet. He went to check on him and overheard his son saying, "2,4,2,4,2,4,2,4."
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was on a roll.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.