Joke jokes
I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.
What's stiff and 6 inches long?
SIDS.
At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!
I named my dog "5 miles" so I could say I walk 5 miles each day.
But today I ran OVER 5 miles... oops!
What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?
Ooh, snickerdoodles!
What’s one good thing about a pedophile?
They drive slow in school zones.
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!
I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.
I have a really good construction joke.
But I'm still working on it.
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.
What’s the difference between a motorcycle and a mutilated body?
I don’t have a motorcycle in my garage.
You are all going to be pun-ished!
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
"Hi, Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?"
"Oh, Johnny, you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs."
"I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."
People might not laugh at my jokes, or have a reaction at all, but I'd explode with euphoria.
Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".