Joke jokes
Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was on a roll.
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
This shit is disgusting but funny.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
How does Jesus whistle? Through the hole in his hand.
Sans: “pokes brother with ruler”
Papyrus: Sans, what are you doing?
Sans: Measuring your patience.
Papyrus: Grunts
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender said, "Why the long face?"
"How was your day?"
"It was great."
"What was so great about it?"
"I saw a puppy."
"Awww."
"And I ran over it :)"
These aren't funny.
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
What's the difference between me and a bus?
I'm not on fire...
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting Co- MOO!