Joke jokes

What's stiff and 6 inches long?

SIDS.

Wanna hear a poop joke?

Nah, they always stink.

What is never ordered in an orphanage?

A family sized pizza!

What’s the difference between a motorcycle and a mutilated body?

I don’t have a motorcycle in my garage.

We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.

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Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?

A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”

My aunt worked as a human cannonball.

I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.

I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.

What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?

Ooh, snickerdoodles!

I have a really good construction joke.

But I'm still working on it.

I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.

What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!

I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.

The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"

The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"

"Hi, Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?"

"Oh, Johnny, you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs."

"I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."

A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."

I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.

How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”

What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?

Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.