Joke jokes
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
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Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?
Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents!
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
Who needs April Fool's when your life is a joke?
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.