Joke jokes

Orphan: What are you doing tonight?

Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.

I love telling jokes about orphans.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What is the best thing about being an orphan?

All bags of chips are family-sized!

I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.

What do you call a blank piece of paper?

Women's rights.

Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?

Me: I'm just BONELY.

Sans: Good one kiddo.

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What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?

Hanging out.

What do you call a selfie of an orphan?

A family photo.

What do 3-year-old boys say after going to confession?

"My bum hurts!"

At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!

I named my dog "5 miles" so I could say I walk 5 miles each day.

But today I ran OVER 5 miles... oops!

I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.

What’s one good thing about a pedophile?

They drive slow in school zones.

What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.

What's stiff and 6 inches long?

SIDS.

What is never ordered in an orphanage?

A family sized pizza!

My aunt worked as a human cannonball.

I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.

I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.

Wanna hear a poop joke?

Nah, they always stink.