Joke jokes
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
Yo mama so slow, she took nine months to make the joke. Thank god mine only took 6.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
Wanna hear a poop joke?
Nah, they always stink.
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
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What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
I named my dog "5 miles" so I could say I walk 5 miles each day.
But today I ran OVER 5 miles... oops!
I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.
At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!
What is the best thing about being an orphan?
All bags of chips are family-sized!
I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
What’s one good thing about a pedophile?
They drive slow in school zones.
You are all going to be pun-ished!
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.