Joke

Joke jokes

Orphan

Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.

Entertainment

Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?

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Frog

Why did the frog take the bus to work today?

His car got toad away.

Phone

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)

People

I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)

Palestine

People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.

The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."

Rooster

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^

Scissors

I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.

Orphan

What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?

They both can't see their parents.

Mom

Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!

Toy

Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.

Priest

Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?

Boy's pants are half off.

Jesus

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Jesus.

Jesus who?

Jesus Christ, open the door!

Breast

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.