Joke jokes
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
Say: "eye"
Spell: map
Then say: "enis."
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
Ashten Parkes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.