Joke jokes
Say: "eye"
Spell: map
Then say: "enis."
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.