Joke jokes

I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.

What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?

Answer: Crimea River!

When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.

Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.

What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.

What do you call a girl furry?

A pussy cat.

Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.

Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?

A. She had to go to GasTown.

What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."

Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?

Yeah, it went on and on.

What did the talking rope say to the man?

"Just hang in there."

Her: "Land of the free".

Me: *fat*

Her: What do you mean?

Me: It's not fat-free.

I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.

Why did the orphan go to church?

So he could call someone Father.

What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.

+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.

+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.

+1 Comet.

I am the orphan joke.

One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.

What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?

They both have no meaning.

Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.