Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
Joke Jokes
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! Itβs weird.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
Ashten Parkes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore β my face should be among them.
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
I wanted to make a joke about clocks, but I got no time for that.
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some donβt.
