What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha.
Joke Jokes
Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.
It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A lawn mooer.
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
Imagine the Russians showing up late to the 1917 revolution with a Tsarbucks in hand. They were late, so I guess they weren't Russian. They were probably Stalin.
Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.
Two blondes walk into a bar. I thought one of them would have seen it.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
Him: What's the difference between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, either way you will be dating your cousin.
I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't.
Your hairline goes so far back it went back to when Earth was created.
An American is touring the Soviet Union. A Russian takes him to a school so he can see what it's like. He asks the kids if they like the Soviet Union. All of the kids say yes, they love it. All but one. That kid bursts out crying. The American asks what's wrong, and he cries, "I want to live in the Soviet Union!"
