Joke jokes
I fear my last words will be "hold my beer and watch this."
By the law, you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle.
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
So, Helen Keller walks into a bar... And then a table.
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't scream "daddy!"
What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha.
Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.
It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A lawn mooer.
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.