Joke jokes
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!
Two guys are on the playground. One guy says to the other, "Did you know that Hellen Keller had a playground in her backyard?" The other guy said, "No." The first guy says, "Neither did she."
A woman walks into a library and asks if they have any books about paranoia. The librarian says, "They're right behind you!"
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
Two nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
Q: What will we give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.
Mother: How is my little cookie doing?
Doctor: Your cookie is feeling crummy right now.
Mother: Really?
Doctor: But don’t worry. Things are about to get batter.
Mother: 😁♥️🍪
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?
Because it said, "Focus."