Joke jokes
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
Two blondes walk into a bar. I thought one of them would have seen it.
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't scream "daddy!"
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
By the law, you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle.
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
So, Helen Keller walks into a bar... And then a table.
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
Him: What's the difference between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, either way you will be dating your cousin.
What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha.
I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.
But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.
It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.