Joke jokes
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
Two guys are on the playground. One guy says to the other, "Did you know that Hellen Keller had a playground in her backyard?" The other guy said, "No." The first guy says, "Neither did she."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple gets picked.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?
Because it said, "Focus."
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today?
(Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka.
(Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well, I quit!
(Kid) Quit what?
(Bus Driver) Living.
(Kid) But it was a joke!
(Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die, but you will still be alive.
(Kid) Ok.
(Bus Driver) That was a joke, too!
Why did the brother cross the road? Because the sister farted.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
What's 10 inches and makes women scream?
Cot death!
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.
We don't read backwards.
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."
Dad joke time:
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.
Miss you dad.
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?