Joke jokes
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?
A: To get to the other side to find his parents.
There was no other side of the road.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
My sister said to roast her, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Are you a mental hospital? Cause I need to be in you.
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.