Joke jokes
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?”
Wife: “ok... what is it?”
Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now.”
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.
I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad.
I’m a faux pa.
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?
Neither did I until I found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.