Joke jokes
What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand?
“I ain’t reading all that.”
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad.
I’m a faux pa.
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?”
Wife: “ok... what is it?”
Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now.”
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
Why did the math book kill itself?
It had too many problems.
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.