Joke jokes
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.