Joke jokes
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
They call me an elevator because I let people down.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
Say "crack my finger" backwards.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?