Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
Joke Jokes
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
Say "crack my finger" backwards.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
