Joke jokes
Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
Two guys are on the playground. One guy says to the other, "Did you know that Hellen Keller had a playground in her backyard?" The other guy said, "No." The first guy says, "Neither did she."
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
...
If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
I would make a dad joke, but I don't have a dad to joke about.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
Top tip; if your wife asks, "What would you like to do to my body?" 'Identify it' is the wrong answer.
Give a man a match, and he's warm for a few minutes. Set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Q: What will we give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
What does lmao mean?
Launch Missiles at orphanage.
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!