Joke jokes
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What did one butthole say to the other?
"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.
Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple gets picked.
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
Me: Are you okay?
Dentist: I'm just a bit surprised. When I said to you "spit it out," I wasn't expecting you to say you've been shagging my wife.
Two nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!
Two guys are on the playground. One guy says to the other, "Did you know that Hellen Keller had a playground in her backyard?" The other guy said, "No." The first guy says, "Neither did she."