Joke jokes
I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
I pushed a dog into a fire and said, "Hot dog!"
One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
I will never forget my grandpa's last words: "You still holding the ladder, son?"
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
Give a man a match, and he's warm for a few minutes. Set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
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Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.