Joke jokes

Did you know that the F in orphan means family?

There's no F in orphan?

Exactly.

I pushed a dog into a fire and said, "Hot dog!"

What do you call a terrorist in water?

A bath bomb 😁

What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?

A bath bomb.

I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.

If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.

Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?

Because the joke needs parental guidance.

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?

You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.

Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.

I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."

What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."

I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."

Are you George Floyd?

Cause you take my breath away! 😮‍💨

Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.

If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

I would make a dad joke, but I don't have a dad to joke about.

I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."

Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?

Hot wheels.