Joke jokes
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
Why did Sally fall off of the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Sally.
Q: What will we give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
Mother: How is my little cookie doing?
Doctor: Your cookie is feeling crummy right now.
Mother: Really?
Doctor: But don’t worry. Things are about to get batter.
Mother: 😁♥️🍪
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
I will never forget my grandpa's last words: "You still holding the ladder, son?"
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
What does lmao mean?
Launch Missiles at orphanage.
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.