Joke

Joke jokes

Number

The worst joke ever.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.

Sally

Why did Sally fall off of the swing?

Because she has no arms.

Knock knock.

"Who's there?"

Not Sally.

Cash

What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?

Cash and carry.

Potato

Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?

He wanted to mash potatoes!

Word

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word.

Mistletoe

If I don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.

People

Why are obese jokes so offensive?

Because fat people have enough on their plate.

Titty

Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.

Bone

There are 206 bones in my body.

When I look at you, it becomes 207.

Wheelchair

A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back." "What do you expect?" he says, "You're in a fucking wheelchair!"

Orphan

Did you know that the F in orphan means family?

There's no F in orphan?

Exactly.

Orphan

What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"

Orphan

Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?

Because the joke needs parental guidance.

Torch

I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.

Friend

What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?

He always needs a hand.