Joke jokes
Top tip; if your wife asks, "What would you like to do to my body?" 'Identify it' is the wrong answer.
Give a man a match, and he's warm for a few minutes. Set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
Are you George Floyd?
Cause you take my breath away! 😮💨
I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."
Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.
That joke didn't land well, did it?
I will never forget my grandpa's last words: "You still holding the ladder, son?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
...
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.