Joke jokes
Are you George Floyd?
Cause you take my breath away! 😮💨
That joke didn't land well, did it?
Uranus is larger than Neptune, but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke, also Neptune, don't kill me!)
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What did one butthole say to the other?
"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"
My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
I will never forget my grandpa's last words: "You still holding the ladder, son?"
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
I would make a dad joke, but I don't have a dad to joke about.
Give a man a match, and he's warm for a few minutes. Set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.