Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
Joke Jokes
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.
I pushed a dog into a fire and said, "Hot dog!"
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
A woman walks into a library and asks if they have any books about paranoia. The librarian says, "They're right behind you!"
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "What's wrong with me!" "Calm down, calm down. Just pull yourself together!"
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
Two guys are on the playground. One guy says to the other, "Did you know that Hellen Keller had a playground in her backyard?" The other guy said, "No." The first guy says, "Neither did she."
