Joke jokes
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
Why did Sally fall off of the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Sally.
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word.
If I don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
There are 206 bones in my body.
When I look at you, it becomes 207.
A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back." "What do you expect?" he says, "You're in a fucking wheelchair!"
What do you call a terrorist in water?
A bath bomb 😁
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.
I pushed a dog into a fire and said, "Hot dog!"
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.