Joke

Joke jokes

Body

If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

Wife

Top tip; if your wife asks, "What would you like to do to my body?" 'Identify it' is the wrong answer.

Backpack

Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"

Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"

Orphan

For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.

Impression

Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.

Rickroll

What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?

You just got fruit-rolled.

Cookie

Mother: How is my little cookie doing?

Doctor: Your cookie is feeling crummy right now.

Mother: Really?

Doctor: But don’t worry. Things are about to get batter.

Mother: 😁♥️🍪

Airline food

What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?

Suicide

Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂

Fish

What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple gets picked.