Joke jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
...
If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Top tip; if your wife asks, "What would you like to do to my body?" 'Identify it' is the wrong answer.
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
What does lmao mean?
Launch Missiles at orphanage.
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?
Mother: How is my little cookie doing?
Doctor: Your cookie is feeling crummy right now.
Mother: Really?
Doctor: But don’t worry. Things are about to get batter.
Mother: 😁♥️🍪
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂
What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple gets picked.