Joke jokes
What does lmao mean?
Launch Missiles at orphanage.
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
Me: Are you okay?
Dentist: I'm just a bit surprised. When I said to you "spit it out," I wasn't expecting you to say you've been shagging my wife.
Uranus is larger than Neptune, but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke, also Neptune, don't kill me!)
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What did one butthole say to the other?
"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."
What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "What's wrong with me!" "Calm down, calm down. Just pull yourself together!"
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!😅
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
Why did Sally fall off of the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Sally.