Joke jokes
I love going to Hooters and looking at the menu... If you know what I mean;)
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
Have you seen the movie "Constipation"?
It hasn't come out yet.
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Trump.
Get it because Trump is a joke hahaha, I am sooo bad!
What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole?
A pedo-file.
You are the joke.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
Question: What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left hanging.
Once there was a midget man jumping on a pothole saying 43, 43, 43. A kid walks up to the man and says, "Why are you saying 43, 43, 43?"
The man stops and looks at him, then he starts jumping again and says 43, 43, 43.
The kid asked him again and so on.
Then the man stops, opens the pothole, throws the kid in, closes it, and starts jumping and says 44, 44, 44!!!"
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?
Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
What's the grossest thing ever?
A bag of dead babies.
What's even more gross?
The bottom one is still wriggling!
Knock knock. Who's there? Abajo. Abajo who? I have abajo of water with me.
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me!"