Joke jokes
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!
He: "Do you smoke after sex?"
She: "I don't know. I've never looked."
My friend asks for a turkey burger on 4th of July. I say, "That's Thanksgiving, man!"
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
How do angels 😇 make holy water 💧?
They boil the hell out of it.
Me: Cobain!
Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.
Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
Dark humor is like sex. Not everyone gets it.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
What’s the best part about banging twenty-eight year olds? There are twenty of them.
Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandma's dead.
People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."
I know it's really, really, really, really bad.
What's the difference between a potted plant and your wife?
The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a child?
You can’t abuse an alligator.
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”
What did the penis say to the condom?
"Cover me, I'm going in!"
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
What do you call a cool octopus?
Tenta-cool (tentacle)
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
Ha! It asked me to submit a joke, but then I realized I'm the joke.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Never mind, it’s too long.