Joke jokes
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."
Are you George Floyd?
Cause you take my breath away! 😮💨
That joke didn't land well, did it?
Uranus is larger than Neptune, but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke, also Neptune, don't kill me!)
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What did one butthole say to the other?
"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"
My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."