Joke jokes
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
He was toad away.
Get it?
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest.
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."
I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.
Who names their dog Donuts?
I'd tell you a Kobe joke.
But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.
I was walking in the forest with my gf.
I had a Desert Eagle for protection.
A bear jumped out of the bushes; one shot was enough to put my gf down, and it gave me enough time to run away.
My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."