Joke jokes
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?
Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the street?
To get them into his van.
Why do pizzas not tell jokes?
They're too cheesy.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
The baby cries when I cut it, but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, "Knock knock." We’d say, "Who’s there?" Then she’d say, "I can’t remember"... and start to cry."
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
Little Jonny just came back from quarantine with his girlfriend, Sally.
They both said they had to go to the bathroom. When they came back, Sally was coughing up a storm. The teacher said, "You need to be quarantined again."
"No," Sally said, "I was just in the bathroom choking on something that grown-ups, especially women, like." Then the teacher faints.
Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
Well, being an American is just a joke itself.
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
Joke: Why did the gym close down?
– It just didn’t work out.
What kind of sex do priests love?.
Nun.
There's 3 things I hate.
1. Jokes
2. Lists
3. Irony.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Well, neither did she!
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)