Joke jokes

Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."

What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...

Handy Andy.

It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.

Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?

So they can reunite with their dead family.

I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.

I have an orphan joke.

But it needs parental guidance.

If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?

What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?

I like alottopuss.

Q: What's really long and black?

A: The line at KFC.

Me: Hey, are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?

Me: Your parents.

People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.

She can't see the obvious.

Friend: Hey, wanna race home?

Orphan: What home?

Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!

If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!

Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.

I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.

How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.

Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).

What do you call it when Panera is over?

Panera end.

Why is September 11th the best birthday?

Everyone remembers it! :)