Joke jokes
This is the biggest joke ever - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5j-BH_WdBXdzeoOdG2v2dA
My friend David lost his ID.
Now he is just Dav.
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
A man and his friend walk into a bar on a 30-story building and order a drink of beer. Then one of the men jumps out the window and he can fly, so he says to his mate, "Gary, take a sip of this drink, it makes you fly!" So Gary takes a sip of the drink, jumps out the window, and dies. And the bartender says, "Gee, Superman, you're a douche when you drink!"
A boy and his friend were walking down the street.
Boy 1: "Bro, you still got my Nikes?"
Boy 2: "Yeah, sorry. I got them dirty."
Boy 1: "Please clean them, we have school tomorrow."
Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.
He came in twice.
(like if u understand)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"
They replied, "I don’t know."
I said, "Fsh."
What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...
Water... yup, water...
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
What is a good night's sleep?
I haven't a clue!
The joke is my life.
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
He's not dead, his batteries have run out.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."