Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
Joke Jokes
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.
I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
The emo tried to high five the tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
