Joke jokes

What does a broken down vegetable say?

I need new wheels.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?

Well, neither did she!

Joke: Why did the gym close down?

– It just didn’t work out.

There's 3 things I hate.

1. Jokes

2. Lists

3. Irony.

How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!

8008135 is my favorite number.

The worst ratio is 6:9.

And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.

Well, being an American is just a joke itself.

Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?

Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.

What kind of sex do priests love?.

Nun.

What did the 0 say to the 8?

"Nice belt."

What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?

There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.

(Just a joke, no offense.)

So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.

So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...

What do a girl and a bar have in common?

A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!

What do tampons and your sister have in common?

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Heaven.

Heaven who?

Heaven fun over there?

My dad told me I'm a failure.

I failed a math test.

Good thing there's a pole outside my house.

Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.

I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.

Rape isn't a joke.

It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.

It's a way of art, and works on anybody!

Like this if you agree.

Hardest part about being a paedophile?

Fitting in.