Joke jokes
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
He was toad away.
Get it?
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."
I was walking in the forest with my gf.
I had a Desert Eagle for protection.
A bear jumped out of the bushes; one shot was enough to put my gf down, and it gave me enough time to run away.
I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.
Who names their dog Donuts?
I'd tell you a Kobe joke.
But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out.
4. You just tried number three.
5. When you tried number 3, you realized it was possible, only you look like a dog.
6. You're smiling right now because you realized you were fooled.
7. You skipped number 5.
8. You just checked if there was a number 5.
9. This is not my joke; all credit goes to Steps.
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.
So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.