Joke jokes
What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.
Why are orphans good at being a criminal?
Because they're not wanted.
Why doesnβt Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he canβt sniff their hair.
What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.
I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Aunt Arctic.
Why did the pen stop writing?
'Cause the pen wasn't very dependable.
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
My relatives always teased me during weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"
But they stopped when I did the same to them during funerals.
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! π΅π΅π΅π΅
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
My friend said my life was a joke.
No jokes have meaning.
So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.