Joke jokes
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
Man, I love this joke: Women's rights.
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
My friend said my life was a joke.
No jokes have meaning.
So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Are you a walnut, because I'm about to nut all over your walls!