Joke jokes
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock knock!
Why is April the smartest month?
It can never be fooled.
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
Man, I love this joke: Women's rights.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalffeinated.
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.
Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."