Joke jokes
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.
Why are orphans good at being a criminal?
Because they're not wanted.
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
My friend said my life was a joke.
No jokes have meaning.
So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.