Joke jokes
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
Two priests walk into a store, and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester, and the priests both say, "I’ll do it!"
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
I don’t think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
Are you a walnut, because I'm about to nut all over your walls!
So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?