Joke jokes
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
What did one copper say to the other? C U.
Q: How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: By how much he's coffin.
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?
Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
I don't joke about vegans. That would be tasteless...
I have no beef with them.
What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.