Joke jokes
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
How does the zebra cross the road?
The zebra crossing.
I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
What was Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
Whenever I see a dog video, I just take a second to press paws.
Wanna hear a joke about corn?
Never mind, it's too corny.
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
I’m not saying my life’s a joke. I’m saying it’s the punchline no one asked for.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)