Joke jokes
My friend said my life was a joke.
No jokes have meaning.
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.