Joke jokes
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
Alabama's saying: It's not cheating if we’re all siblings.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
I don't joke about vegans. That would be tasteless...
I have no beef with them.
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.