Joke jokes
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalffeinated.
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock knock!
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
Man, I love this joke: Women's rights.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.