Joke jokes
What do sex and food have in common?
Grandma makes both better.
A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."
The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it."
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
How do you know if there's a vegan in the room?
Wait 2 minutes and they'll tell you.
A dad tells his son, "Stop masturbating! If you do it too long, you will go blind."
The son replied, "Dad, I'm over here!"
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever.
His friend asked, "Did you get any head?"
The guy said, "No, I couldn't find it."
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock knock!
Why is April the smartest month?
It can never be fooled.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.