Joke jokes
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Hi, I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hairdryer.
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
Who did the cow want to hang with?
The udders.
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
Whenever I see a dog video, I just take a second to press paws.
Wanna hear a joke about corn?
Never mind, it's too corny.
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
A man walked into a bar... He got seven stitches.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
What does the policeman say to the jumper?
"Hey! Pullover!"
I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.
I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
What was Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.