Joke jokes
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
A man walked into a bar... He got seven stitches.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes?
Because I am one.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.