Joke jokes
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock knock!
Why is April the smartest month?
It can never be fooled.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.
Why are orphans good at being a criminal?
Because they're not wanted.
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.
I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Aunt Arctic.