Joke jokes
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
I would tell a dad joke, but it already left me.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
Wanna hear a joke about the Flash?
"Never mind, it's too fast."
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What’s the speed limit in bed?
It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.
One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.
I’m just kidding.