Joke jokes
Q: How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: By how much he's coffin.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
Why are orphans good at being a criminal?
Because they're not wanted.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.