Joke jokes
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
What time is it when it turns 13 o'clock?
Time to get a new watch.
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
Why did the pen stop writing?
'Cause the pen wasn't very dependable.
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Aunt Arctic.
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend asks, "Where is your girlfriend?"
The guy replies, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week, and you'll find out!"
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵
My relatives always teased me during weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"
But they stopped when I did the same to them during funerals.
I like telling dad jokes.
He laughs at most of them.
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
I started crying when my dad was chopping onions.
Onions was such a good dog!