My relatives always teased me during weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"
But they stopped when I did the same to them during funerals.
Joke Jokes
I like telling dad jokes.
He laughs at most of them.
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
I started crying when my dad was chopping onions.
Onions was such a good dog!
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock knock!
Why is April the smartest month?
It can never be fooled.
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
Man, I love this joke: Women's rights.
