Joke jokes
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
What did the white kid pull out of his bookbag?
A 9mm.
Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."
I was once friends with a schizophrenic emo. He tried high-fiving a tree, but it only left him hanging.
Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin Wall.
Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.
The next sentence is telling the truth. The previous sentence is telling a lie.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
Broke my toenail yesterday. I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:
1. "Yeah, I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."
What's the smartest crime?
3rd degree murder.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
An outlaw is wanted.
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
A skeleton walks into a bar. Orders a beer and a mop.
Down Syndrome is already a joke.
I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.