Joke jokes
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job.
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.
Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.
When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"
I said, "I shit you not."
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
Person: "Doctor, doctor, I've only got 50 seconds to live!"
Doctor: "Just give me a minute!"
Old soviet joke.
"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."
Kid: "What's dark humor?"
Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."
Kid: "I am blind, Mom."
Mom: "Exactly."
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"
I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, "Does anyone know CPR?" I yelled, "I know the entire alphabet," and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snowballs!
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.