Joke jokes
I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad.
I’m a faux pa.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the fool's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."
"Come on now, gay jokes aren't funny."
Why do you go to the bank?
To get money.
When do you run from the bank?
When the cops come.
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
He couldn’t see that well.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
...
I'm still trying to think of an answer.
What’s the best thing about 26 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
What’s 12 inch long, purple, and makes women scream??
Cot death!
Dark jokes are like food, not everybody gets it.