Joke jokes
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village.
What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?
Nothing.
Your forehead is too big. I can see my future when it shines.
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Q: What did the cannibal say to the leper?
A: You gonna eat that?
what was sally's role in a football game?
the football ;-;
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
Yo hairline be lookin' like Elmo's toe fungus.
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
What's similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the fetus inside of her? They are both thinking, "Oh shit, my mom's gonna kill me."
A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."
A boy and his friend were walking down the street.
Boy 1: "Bro, you still got my Nikes?"
Boy 2: "Yeah, sorry. I got them dirty."
Boy 1: "Please clean them, we have school tomorrow."
Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.
He came in twice.
(like if u understand)
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
What did the white kid pull out of his bookbag?
A 9mm.
Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.