Joke jokes
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Impatient feminist.
Friend: Impati--
Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
Blessed Brian, your secrets are safe with me... because I wasn’t listening when you told them.
Why didn't the bear leave home?
He could not bear leaving his family.
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
How bad is explosive diarrhea when a Muslim has it? Because my Chipotle blew up yesterday.
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
Have you heard about the movie about constipation?
Me neither, it hasn't come out yet.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.