Joke jokes
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
What did the racist serial killer say to the cop?
“Wait, you’re getting paid?”
What did the white kid pull out of his bookbag?
A 9mm.
Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."
I was once friends with a schizophrenic emo. He tried high-fiving a tree, but it only left him hanging.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
What's the smartest crime?
3rd degree murder.
What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
An outlaw is wanted.
Is it okay to call a special ed kid late to class a little tardy?
Broke my toenail yesterday. I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:
1. "Yeah, I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."
Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin Wall.
Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
The next sentence is telling the truth. The previous sentence is telling a lie.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!