Joke jokes
I've been trying to find jokes about gouging my eyes out, but I couldn't see any.
My dad told me to do what he did best, so I left.
Wanna hear a joke?
Feminism.
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
You want to hear a rape joke? Yeah. Damn you ruined it.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
My sister told me a joke.
All she said was "my life."
Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.
I hate this. Everybody knows it's how I roll, if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll. My uncle said this...
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.
Kid: "What's dark humor?"
Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."
Kid: "I am blind, Mom."
Mom: "Exactly."
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
What does the hare say to the other hare? You look nice with your hare cut!
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snowballs!
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"